The Squad's work so far has been exemplary. In spite of the efforts of the Paiway Insurgency and the spies of splinter groups of the Fanservice Cabal, Vandread has remained sealed away.

I have received reports from all checkpoints, and the Harris Lecture Theatre in Oriel College has been secured. While we have unfortunately had to leave the projector off-centre in order to accommodate remote control and monitoring devices, we are well-prepared to forestall any attacks on the RandomThon taking place 1pm-5pm today.

Please ensure that these countermeasures remain in place for the next meeting, at the HLT at 8pm next Friday, and leave them dormant for use in the 5th Week Saturday DeathThon (on which more detailed instructions will be sent via the encrypted network).