Oxford Anime Vision (AnimeSoc)

Attention, OAV members.

The next OAV President, presently codenamed F, is coming for a surprise inspection of the Society. All members are required to attend a special debriefing session at Edamame (the Japanese restaurant on Holywell Street) at 5:45pm on Friday 6 June. Bribes may, but are not guaranteed to, help you pass the loyalty testing phase of the session.

Survivors will be permitted to attend the subsequent OAV meeting, which will take place as normal.

Afterwards, there will be cake.

Alexei Stephenson

OAV President

Terms worked into Finals essays so far:

"The ire of Irenaeus"

"Two-faced monkey" (challenge to self)

"Spoon" (challenge from friends)

"Haggis" (challenge from friends)

"Here be dragons"

"Enkidu's sexual awakening at the ...hands of Shamhat"

An explanation for why Gilgamesh can be seen as a cross between the Incredible Hulk and Peter Pan

"Oatcakes" (challenge to self)

"Discworld" (challenge from friends)

"Middle-Earth"; (challenge from friends)

"Midgard" (challenge from friends)

"Gravy" (challenge from friends)

"The examiner is useless" (challenge from friends which I wasn't meant to take seriously)

Two to go; suggestions are still welcome.

P.S. Cake not guaranteed.