Dear OAV Members,

The previous e-mail was a hoax designed to capture a suspected mole who was feeding information to the Rei Ayanami Wannabe Cult.

The operation was a success. We are pleased to announce that the real location of next week's meeting is the Platnauer Room in Brasenose College, and the earlier mention of the HLT was merely a ruse to catch the suspect out.

As a corollary, all "leaked" information about the OAV Secret Police was actually a hoax. There is no OAV Secret Police, absolutely none, and severe penalties will be in place for those suggesting its existence.

See you next week (except the mole, who has been…dealt with),

Alexei Stephenson
OAV President and definitely not a holder of other positions